No, really. It's fucked. It boots up, then locks up. Reboots, then locks up. Reboots, starts to load Windows, starts to run the CHKDSK, locks up. Reboot, try to get it to run the CD I got from Dell, locks up. Reboot, won't give me the option to boot from CD, tries to load Windows, locks up, reboots...
With the thing I bought last weekend, I can turn the 80GB hard drive into an external backup. I can maybe do something with the two 1GB sticks of RAM. But other than that, it's useless.
I've got a Sam's Club credit card that I've had for years for emergencies. I think this counts.